“An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.” — Genesis 1:22, LOLCat Bible
(Source: lolcatbible.com)
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(Source: mochacafe, via kittenskittenskittens)
Behind the door with the gingham curtains sits a young girl with red hair. She wears a gingham dress. Next to her is a table, draped with a cloth of the same gingham. Upon the table sits a small plate, bearing a small slice of pie. She is screaming at the pie. She has circular breath for this solitary reason. There are water pipes to keep her throat hydrated, and caffeine drips to keep her awake. It is deathly important that she screams at the pie as long as she can. But in resigning herself to this fate, no one will know why. No one will know the horrors the saw. How close she came to death. How long she averted her gaze onto said pie. How this humble slice of baked foodstuff became her scapegoat. She keeps it preserved, alive to suffer the vocal horrors she projects. Why would the pie not be alive? Being alive is not contingent on having feelings.
(Source: bastardss, via spellingmistakescostlives)
Megan Amram: Quiz: Do You Have Cancer? -
Do you have cancer? Find out with this fun, flirty quiz!!
1. It’s the middle of class and your crush looks over to see you:
a. Texting him!
b. Paying attention to the teacher. Come on – it’s class!
c. Picking at a large new mole that has recently developed on your forearm!
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When I write an email client, its rules system will have smart checks in place to stop you doing really stupid shit like this.
Because these checks clearly don’t exist in my head.
“The best argument I have heard for a monarchy is that it keeps rightwing nutters in check. Tell a fascist, “The Queen wouldn’t like it,” and they shut right down, perhaps recognising their own.” — Guardian column
This is ADORABIBBLE
naptime.
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“…one day, probably sooner than you’d think, though maybe not as soon as you like, Some dopey cunt will be silly enough to fall for you without you even trying. And that day, my friend, will be golden.” —
(Source: reddit.com)